December 2011
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Larry Rickard dressed as Indiana Jones being...
I came on tumblr on my phone to write a 2011 thing to give me something to do on the train. I opened a new text post and that was just written in the title box. Wat.
Dec 31st
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gemothy replied to your post: I swear to fucking god Posts like this are the reason you are quality and a bro. Oh man *brofist of swanemotionionons*
Dec 31st
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brookerface replied to your post: I swear to fucking god The most aggressive plea for world peace I have ever come across. Lovely. XD I dunno lol, new approach or sutin. Also in replying to this I just finally figured out how to reply to replies and sweet jesus this is beautiful, fuck you tumblr I am never deleting missing e.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I swear to fucking god
if more bullshit like fucking riots and wars and bullying and shit happens in 2012 I will fucking go round the whole world with cake made of fucking smiles and rainbows and forcefeed it to everyone on the goddamn planet till everyone stops being such fucking cuntbags I mean for fuck’s sake why can’t everyone just be fucking happy and shit
Dec 31st
Soy un Perdedor: cashcrab: A teenage girl brings... →
cashcrab: A teenage girl brings her father into Forever 21 so she can pick out some new clothes for him to buy for her. Both of them have completely forgotten that they are standing on a floating blue-green sphere of crust and rock, which is speeding through the universe and is a mere speck within a giant galaxy that is only one of billions of galaxies, along with black holes, dark matter,...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I SHOULD ANTICIPATE hacking, bugs and viruses.
excusemy—charisma: OKAY TUMBLR.
Dec 30th
Today is the last Friday of 2011. Reblog now or go...
houseofjathan: annietheawkwarddork: burnintotheground: beeeleenn: I reblog this just because of the gifs.  Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^ miss u rebecca
Dec 30th
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The Hanoverian Rubik's Cube
*DERP*
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Team. I think my sister is legit Phil. This is a...
Sis: PIG!
Me: Kangaroo
Sis: Grr! At least I'm still King!
Me: I'M NEARLY ALMOST SORT OF THE KING!!!!
Sis: NO CAUSE I'M NOT DEAD!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OH AND I REFUSE TO BUY YOU MORE PINK HIGH HEELS!!!!!!!!!!
Me: NEARLY 60 YEARS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO KICK THE BUCKET!!! AND FINE I WILL GET SOME WITH THE NEW LOOK VOUCHERS YOU GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Sis: WELL I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LIFT ON MY PENNY BIKE!!!!! OH AND YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE POOR PEOPLE'S HORSE AND CARRIAGE!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH AND GET ME ANOTHER PLANT WHILE YOU'RE OUT!
Me: FINE I WILL GET YOU A CACTUS I HOPE YOU HURT YOURSELF HAHAHA!!!!! ALSO YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR MAKING ME MARRY CAROLINE!!!!!!!
Sis: I DON'T CARE GEORGEY OH AND DO THE WASHING UP TONIGHT SON! IT'S THE SERVANTS DAY OFF BUT DON'T DO IT WITH YOUR NEW SHOES ON!!!
Me: GET LOST DAD I AM NEARLY THE KING I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WASH UP! GET GEORGE II TO DO IT HE IS AN IDIOT!!! ALSO I WOULDN'T WEAR MY SHOES WHEN I WAS DOING IT I WOULD WEAR YOURS!!
Sis: NO! DO AS YOU'RE TOLD OH AND WHY DON'T YOU USE THE HALFORDS VOUCHER I GOT YOU TO BUY YOURSELF A BIKE TO LOSE WEIGHT THEN YOU COULD GET THE SHOES YOURSELF!
Me: OMG DAD ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!?!??!!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? AND NO I'M NOT CRYING THERE MUST BE SOME ONIONONONONS IN HERE SOMEWHERE!
Sis: YOU KNOW YOU ARE OVERWEIGHT, EVEN THE PEOPLE AT THE GYM KNOW YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT YOU TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE BIKE MACHINES AND FAINTED THEN THEY HAD TO CARRY YOU TO THE BENCH THERE WAS ABOUT 20 PEOPLE HELPING! WE WILL GO AND GET ONE THAT WON'T BREAK WHEN YOU SIT ON IT!!! AFTER MY MEETING WITH PLANTY, OH AND I HOPE YOUR BRICK HAS UNLIMITED TEXTS THIS MONTH SON!!!
Me: I AM FEEL SAD EMOTIONIONONS BECAUSE OF YOU DAD!!! WHEN I DO THE WASHING UP I WILL SMASH YOUR BEST DAD IN THE WORLD MUG. AND I DO HAVE UNLIMITED TEXTS AND MY PHONE IS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE IT HAS ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK!!!!!!! SUCH A FABULOUS GAME LIKE ME!
Sis: WELL NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO DO IT TOMORROW AS WELL!!!!! OH AND I'M TAKING YOUR PHONE AWAY WHEN YOU COME DOWN OH ALSO STOP READING THOSE VOGUE MAGS AND ALSO ME AND PLANTY CAN HEAR YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ON THE FOURTH FLOOR AND WE ARE ON THE BOTTOM WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU WALKING AROUND IN HIGH HEELS!! TAKE THEM OFF SON!!!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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“I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fleurishes)
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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danny dyer's chocolate homunculus
carpetpissers: danny dyer’s chocolate homunculus I have Danny Dyer’s chocolate homunculus as a tracked tag. Just in case anyone ever tags anything as Danny Dyer’s chocolate homunculus. This is the first time it has ever happened. Danny Dyer’s chocolate homunculus.
Dec 26th
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IT'S CHRIIIIISSTMMAAAAASS
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dec 24th
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All I want for Christmas
is Jim Howick and Brian Cox ok thanks
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
brookerface: CHHRIIIIISSSTMAAAASSSSS!!!!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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HANOVER MANDEMZZ
papahanover: WIGS BITCHES AND BLING SINCE 1714 FAMALAM I IZ BANGIN IN DE GHETTO dey be rulin ova u long time~
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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HI! I'M A SHOUTY MAN, AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE...
So I just ordered this off The Works website. It’s £20 for 20 books. What a steal. GO FORTH AND BUY MY HISTORY MANDEMS http://www.theworks.co.uk/Horrible-Histories-Blood-Curdling-Box-Of-Books/9781407131177.html And now I must flee this place and go to bed as I have to be up at the crack of dawn *cough*6:30*cough* for moving-into-new-flat shenanigans.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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ODD'S FISH, WHAT A DOUCHEFLOBBER
Dec 18th
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You guys should impersonate me in my inbox.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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friend: spell icup
me: 'I-see-you-pee'
friend: OH MY GOD YOU DISGUSTING FREAK THAT IS FERRAL YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I PISS YOU ARE YUCK OMG GUYS DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA YOU ARE DISGUSTING OH MY LORD
Dec 18th
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lornasp: Jim Howick - who also plays Gerard in Peep Show - described Willbond as ‘mum candy’, Baynton as ‘girl candy’, Laurence Rickard as ‘bum candy’ and himself as ‘overnourished men candy’. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a356461/horrible-histories-cast-starting-small-was-crucial.html Hold on a darn minute. Ben Willbond is girl candy too.  omfg ‘bum candy’ though Jim...
Dec 18th
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